Roger Goodell wants to eliminate the chip shot kick extra point from football. I guess that's not a big deal and maybe it's time for a tweak. I just dislike Roger Goodell, and I don't like how he doesn't treat the NFL like a vintage and beloved automobile he gets to drive in a parade, he treats it like him and his girlfriends just bought a dilapidated off-campus house and they're gonna tear out the hideous wallpaper border (tackling the quarterback anywhere other than an area above the waist about the height of ummmm, let's say a hideous wallpaper border), the swing set and the big old Ndamukong Suhgar Maple and put in a privacy fence and a bug zapper.
Raj hates violence. Be nice.
You want to eliminate something Raj, eliminate most of the fines you introduced for playing football, the ones that haven't eliminated injury from the game {Percy Harvin, Tony Romo, Aaron Rodgers, Navorro Bowman and drumroll, please, Bengals punter Kevin Huber}.
Turn the Pro Bowl, which has been a farce from day one into a skills competition like ABC's classic series "The Superstars", keep regular season games on North American soil and then we will let you start thinking about eliminating benign things in the neighborhood that bother you, OK ?
The NFL doesn't belong to you. Captain Stubing did not get to take the Love Boat home with him, though I'm pretty sure Gavin Macleod took Lauren Tewes home to his own libido deck every once in a while.
The NFL has issues, we know that. We just want you to steer it in the right direction, not slap zodiac mud flaps on it like a "72 Buick Elektra. Thanks.
You want to eliminate something Raj, eliminate most of the fines you introduced for playing football, the ones that haven't eliminated injury from the game {Percy Harvin, Tony Romo, Aaron Rodgers, Navorro Bowman and drumroll, please, Bengals punter Kevin Huber}.
The NFL doesn't belong to you. Captain Stubing did not get to take the Love Boat home with him, though I'm pretty sure Gavin Macleod took Lauren Tewes home to his own libido deck every once in a while.
The NFL has issues, we know that. We just want you to steer it in the right direction, not slap zodiac mud flaps on it like a "72 Buick Elektra. Thanks.
I like the suggestion I heard about eliminating the kneel-down. Skills comp way better than Pro-boring. Maybe make the extra-point automatic? But the two-point conversion has decided some games
ReplyDeleteThey WILL keep the two point option. I'd bet it all on that.
ReplyDeleteI heard they were toying with the TD being 7 points, with the option of going for a two point conversion. If the two point conversion is missed you lose a point dropping you to 6. I am with you on this one Jim seems like every off season they are changing something about the game. Some things are God like being able to push a receiver out before he lands in bounds. Some shit is stupid like this must posses the ball til you leave the stadium after a catch...
ReplyDeleteEspecially since that rule never got enforced until they had to cover their ass on fucking the Lions.
ReplyDeleteGoodell said it used to be a challenge because a position player kicked it. Well, go back to that. One of the 11 players involved in the TD scoring play has to kick it. Your kicker is only responsible for Kickoffs and FG's.