Hey Dad, Can I Borrow That Towel ?

So a woman claims Kellen Winslow, Jr. was running a post route by himself in the parking lot of a Jersey mall. I say he deserved to, because the Jets have been jerking their fans off for years. The sad thing is that someone from the Jets front office scouted the sperm because they plan on drafting one in the 4th round.If he calls his dick "Al" maybe he just wanted to see it Groh. Winslow was probably desperate because all season long Mark Sanchez and Geno Smith were incapable of getting him a ball. He'll be the second New York athlete in recent memory to get arrested for shooting himself in the leg.
His agent is pitching HBO a new series: 24 strokes, 7 Inches. The woman never would have known he was a Jet, except his car was lined up in the neutral zone. Too bad the Jets unofficial mascot, Firemen Ed, retired. He woulda been able to stop him from choking.